swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via lexxxissexxx)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

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danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

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I don’t know what I expected

(Source: poledancing4jesus, via cannibalisticpear)

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